What: I write fiction, pure and simple. Creating new worlds, or inventing weird stuff to happen in the old world, is where my passion hangs out. For the longest time, I used to exclusively write short stories. This was primarily due to my WADD (Writer’s Attention Deficit Disorder … Dog! I see a dog! He looks so cute. I wonder what type of dog that is?) I’m sorry, what was I saying? Oh yeah. I … [Read more...]
I or Me: how to tell which to use
It’s not I - believe me! I overheard one of the moonshiners on the Discovery channel TV show say, ”Billy trusted Joe and I to keep the mash warm.” What kind of highfalutin' language is that for a good ol' boy? He should have said, “Billy trusted Joe and ME to keep the mash warm.” Not because he's a moonshiner, but because it's grammatically correct. Yet I've heard professionals and even … [Read more...]
Who Cleans Your House?
Bad housekeeping: A friend asked me if I had a housekeeper.I said no.So she asked, “You clean your own house?“I said no.She asked, “Wait... Who cleans your house?”I laughed and said no one. I also told her I was three winters behind in my spring cleaning. Joking aside Actually I'm not that bad. I keep my kitchen counters, stovetop and sink clean, but they're used on a daily basis, so … [Read more...]
Dress like a Poet for National Poetry Month
The Red Scarf: A dear poet friend laughed as she told me the story of feeling a little chilly went she went to the gym. She wore her red scarf while working out, just until she warmed up. Someone who knew her said something like, "Oh, you poets. Always have to look different," as if wearing a red scarf was only an affectation. How pretentious to wear a scarf in a gym. Only a poet. So my … [Read more...]
Writing Morally Grey Characters
Squeaky clean: As a child, unlike my younger brother who always seemed to be in some kind of trouble, I was the “good son.” From his school teachers, my mother would occasionally receive a list of my brother’s latest transgressions. He crawled under a desk and made believe he was a dog and wouldn’t come out. He refused to stand for the pledge of allegiance—he claimed he was Italian and didn’t … [Read more...]
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